Showtime Senate
Why are you reading this?
Because you love games, obviously.
Just like me, your childhood is littered with memories of galloping across the planes of Hyrule, running away from boulders rolling ominously towards your screen and throwing perfectly timed koopa shells at your opponents trying to cross the finish line before you.
For us gaming is an escape, it’s a respite, but it’s also home to some of our fondest memories, to this day I can remember playing WCW/nWo Revenge with my best friend, beating the living pulp out of each other in what was (at that age) an awe inspiring act of machismo and bravado, for those of you concerned about violence in video games affecting impressionable boys, I can assure you I do not wear spandex pants and bludgeon people with folding chairs.
This site will, I hope, be a reliable source of information for you readers (presumptuous I know) trying to ascertain whether to impart your hard earned cash (or perhaps your parents hard earned cash, I’m not here to judge) on new titles across PC and consoles.
As a footnote, I will not review exclusively multiplayer titles like Fortnite, I’m not saying these type of games don’t deserve reviewing, I’m just saying I don’t deserve to have to play them for long enough to be able to form a page long opinion.